1. viceuk: MEET THE NIERATKOS - STAR WARS XXX I remember the first time it moved and when it first involuntarily spit at me like it was yesterday. The year was 1983, Ronald Reagan was in the White House and I was seven years old. My mom took me to see Return of the Jedi. Ten minutes into the film Princess Leia was wearing next to nothing, leaning against Jabba the Hutt in her classic gold bikini. At that moment it stood at attention. I thought Salacious B. Crumb had crept up my pant leg and was in my trousers. I looked down at my zipper to try and understand what the hell was going on. Was someone using The Force on my wiener? Read the full article here

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    MEET THE NIERATKOS - STAR WARS XXX

    I remember the first time it moved and when it first involuntarily spit at me like it was yesterday. The year was 1983, Ronald Reagan was in the White House and I was seven years old. My mom took me to see Return of the Jedi. Ten minutes into the film Princess Leia was wearing next to nothing, leaning against Jabba the Hutt in her classic gold bikini. At that moment it stood at attention. I thought Salacious B. Crumb had crept up my pant leg and was in my trousers. I looked down at my zipper to try and understand what the hell was going on. Was someone using The Force on my wiener?

    Read the full article here

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